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Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.16 05:39:00 -
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Jayne Fillon wrote:This thread just got forwarded to me, and gave me a good chuckle. First off, we're not a mercenary alliance. We have no contact information, no thread advertising our services, and have never accepted a single contract in our half-month history. The only thing that would give people any idea we operate as mercenaries is an alliance description reading "Available for Hire". As far as I know, one of the members from "Worm Hole." used this single line of text, and only this, as the pretense to scam some poor bloke out of 2B ISK - the POS passwords were offered up for free. Oh, and while I'm here, I'd just like to say that Forsaken Assylum is a very good mercenary alliance whom I've hired in the past and have done great work. Alekseyev Karrde wrote:next time use a Merc Contracts merc, channel exists for just such reasons Unfortunately, that's how the scammer found said client, even tho we aren't listen in the MOTD. For that, and only that, I apologize.
Up to the usual I see. Not surprising. Alts are a great thing.
I have a feeling you're going to become acquainted with Forsaken in ways you never imagined, nor wished for in the very near future.
10/10 for thread.
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Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.18 22:45:00 -
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Posted - 2014.07.21 07:53:00 -
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Alexhandr Shkarov wrote:Vayeate Marquise wrote:loving the "if she dresses that way its her fault for being raped" defense The difference is that a scam can be circumvented by applying simple logic.
I don't think they care, bud.  Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.25 04:22:00 -
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Solj RichPopolous wrote:Jayne Fillon wrote:I'll take the WH entrance if you're sharing. Currently in Gidali as of 1:12 EVE Time, Also a connecting C3 that has a low sec entrance in Lermireve.
Good sir, I must say I do admire your fancy coattails. However I must inform you that there seems to be some sort of rodent attempting to procure transportation upon them. Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.25 04:48:00 -
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Trim and sorely lacking in sycophants for the past 1 year, 2 months and 4 days.
Already eyeing one set of coat tails before you are done with the other? Shame. Have some decency. Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.25 04:51:00 -
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Really? I thought I sent Shadow Cartel to do that for me already. Would you like another? Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.25 04:56:00 -
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Well...we can't all be "VengaMKII" as you kindly put it.
BTW WTS Nyx. Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.25 04:57:00 -
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Saeka Tyr wrote:Seraph IX Basarab wrote:Really? I thought I sent Shadow Cartel to do that for me already. Would you like another? how much isk are you wasting every week to keep us deced its' been a topic of conversation, considering how your many wardecs upon us only get like one or two kills a week.
None. ISK is the lowest form of currency and it's not even worth that. I think it's hilarious that you guys spend so much time talking about this though. It's kind of just a side hobby for slow nights.
Edit: Paraphrasing comms here but "Don't worry guys, he's spending so much money on the wardecs, even if we have losses we're winning the isk war!"
Kool-aid, Oh yeah! Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.25 10:15:00 -
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Jayne Fillon wrote:Can confirm we have nothing better to do than sit around and rationalize our war losses in order to make ourselves feel better.
Your spai network is incredible. Truly a marvel of human engineering.
Don't feel bad, most people do that when they're losing as badly as you. Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.25 18:47:00 -
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Losing. I was talking about your personal wardecs. I've had several people from sash msg me and cry about wardecs I've never paid for. This is the funny thing, you guys come rant at me about how big bad and mean I am being to you guys and then act like I'm the one trying to get your attention.
Let's see if we can't figure this out Koz.. Your alliance's activity comes from public fleets. It means you inflate your numbers with anyone that can fly a destroyer, sit 100 KM off and plink at whatever you get a chance. Kill mail produced. These are irrelevant bubble gum fleets that can be fun but at the end of the day don't really make a difference. It's funny because this sort of thing is EXACTLY what Jayne berated Venga for doing in Bombers Bar. He even lamented to me about how SASH had become "Venga MK II." And the funny thing is you guys are losing currently to Venga in a Wardec as of last night about 800 million to zero.
But I do think that it's hilarious that you try to compare sash with SYJ over all.
Jayne Fillon wrote:If you look at Koz's corp history, you'll see he was in SYJ. If you look at mine, you'll see I was in Hades.
We know exactly what Seraph and his corp are: nothing.
Koz was in SYJ with me for maybe a month or two. Jayne, you were in my corp over a year ago. Neither of you have any leg to stand on making any claims. But hey nj padding kbs with bubble gum fleets. Please tell me what relevant thing you're doing these days besides losing badly to Space Warriors (Venga).
Koz Katral wrote:
I have no ill will towards SYJ - for whats it worth I think they are a decent alliance with decent people. I slipped out quietly because I'm not a massive fan of low sec politics. If I recall correctly, on the forums at the time, the black ops doctrine was jovially titled 'Seraph Promises he will do a BLOPS fleet'.
You were never really good at telling the difference between tongue-in-cheek and tongue-in-*** were you?  Hades Effect |
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Posted - 2014.07.25 19:08:00 -
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Right because I'm the one msging you guys crying about isk spent on wardecs. Go friend, go kill your tristans and rifters in peace. Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.25 19:32:00 -
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Jayne Fillon wrote:We are not at "war" against Venga or any other highsec mercenary group - they are station campers and nothing more. You're delusional to think we care about those wardecs, actively try to engage them, or that the results of those decs matter at all.
Apologies for not PvP'ing in the ways that you specifically deem as appropriate or relevant. I'll put it on my to-do list to try and care.
Shhh, nobody cares.
Edit: Oh but I love how you berate Venga/Space Warriors for being "station campers." I'll apologize on their behalf for Jayne Fillon wrote:...not PvP'ing in the ways that you specifically deem as appropriate or relevant. I'll put it on my to-do list to try and care. Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.25 20:21:00 -
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Judas Lonestar wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Tsalaroth wrote:gnshadowninja wrote:Tsalaroth wrote: I'd like to take a moment to point out that the vast majority of the "**** talking" that was done in this thread is no longer in our alliance.
Judas Lonestar Stryker Industries Ocularis Inferno Ah, you are correct - Stryker still haven't left, though they did say they were. They'll be out before the next downtime. Wait... what? Leaving alliance because one battle went south? Its all rather embarrassing really. A bit of purse swinging took place internally. Rather not get into it. Anyways, apologies for the break in the fun and games, we had lots of stockings to mend and purses to replace. Rumor is someone also broke their high heel. Nasty business really. I think its all sorted now? But it did require me to step back a bit, and may involve a further step back as well. Unfortunate all around.
SYJ still offers wormhole contracts to resolve any dispute one may have.
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheActualEskimoSpy
Contact our contract manager, Bradford.
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Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.25 21:27:00 -
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Jayne Fillon wrote:Ragesperg
A nerve deposit has been hit.
It's very coherent for those with comprehension. You refer to Venga/Space wardec against you that you're losing as irrelevant while getting mad at me for pointing out you have 4 active guys that fly in public fleets and just ~happen~ to be on the killmails the other 30 people are shooting too.
I'm posting here because the OP is funny to me. It's not too complicated.
Nice set of facts. Please, ladies and gentlement ignore mad manchild behind the curtain yelling about how relevant he is. You have 4-6 active guys in your corp that only manage to get on killmails because you run public fleets...badly might I add and with a pretty ****** elitist attitude.
http://pastebin.com/at7czvxU
I think it's hilarious that you think those articles were about you. Almost as hilarious as your delusional ranting about your "coup." Yes 1 was about you, a CSM candidate (how'd that go btw.) 2 was about BNI. 3 was a Nyx kill, your corp just happened to be the proud owners of said Nyx. 4 was an interview you practically begged me to do for you in order to **** talk bombers bar and templeman. 5 was an interview someone did on me and asked me about article 1.
But somehow out of all of that in your mind it's all about you. 
The three things I've tried I managed to be successful at. You run public fleets and failed at CSM. Anything else you feel like talking about? Obviously the person that cares the most is you sperging all defensively here and running like a mad man from one corner of your room to the other "the spais the spais omg everyone full APIs now" and summarily booting anyone who you think is tied to me.
"Oh, and bringing up Myo and Seraph? Shame on you. Get out." ~ Jayne 
But at the end of the day, it's funny to me.  Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.25 22:48:00 -
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Koz Katral wrote:Seraph IX Basarab wrote: Noise "Corp that runs one of the biggest public fleet groups in the game has lots of participation in public fleets" - More on this story at 11. On a side note, maybe you should join one - then you might get to shoot something other than cyno frigs on stations. I'll just leave this here. https://zkillboard.com/war/372919/
Congrats on your one good war. I flew some in Huola with specfleet. Bomber skills lacking.
Jayne Fillon wrote:Koz Katral wrote:Seraph IX Basarab wrote: Noise "Corp that runs one of the biggest public fleet groups in the game has lots of participation in public fleets" - More on this story at 11. On a side note, maybe you should join one - then you might get to shoot something other than cyno frigs on stations. I'll just leave this here. https://zkillboard.com/war/372919/ Or this. Amazing what only 4 active members can do.
Lose a tower to their corp? Anymore desperate attempts to impress me, Jayne? Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.27 02:44:00 -
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Michele Bachmann wrote:Every time I come into C+P there's some wonderful nuggets of ass-chapped blubbering that just warm my heart right up.
Seraph has kindly provided such a nugget tonight
Who are you again?
Jayne Fillon wrote:Seraph IX Basarab wrote: ~words~ I mean.... you're not even close to responding coherently anymore. To be completely honest, I don't even know why you're posting in this thread in the first place when it literally had nothing to do with you, and still doesn't. You want this thread to be about you? Let's make it about you. Here are some facts: You and your corp were never relevant, nor will they ever be so. Half of your four member corp hasn't scored a kill yet this year. Since I left your corp over a year ago, you've added two members. You've personally written 5 articles about either me or my corp on EN24. 12345You've tried to sell good press, rent lowsec, and whatever this is. You're a joke, Seraph. The only contribution you've ever made to this game has been publishing self-aggrandizing verbal diarrhea and taking credit for the work of other people and other organizations. SASH kills four times more everyday than we've lost in all of our highsec wars in the last month, combined. No one cares, Seraph. No one is losing any sleep over these wars that exist only in your mind. Even if you do have spais in my corp, my alliance, or hell - the command team of Spectre Fleet itself - all you would find is the organization that you could have been. An organization full of people who actually enjoy playing the game. Grow up.
Have a TLDR with less inferiority complex and delusions? Hades Effect |

Seraph IX Basarab
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Posted - 2014.07.27 03:38:00 -
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I seriously wish I knew who you were. Hades Effect |

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Posted - 2014.07.28 05:47:00 -
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However people that live in lowsec but have a history of evicting people out of wormholes hardly give a **** and will hell purge whomever you hire them to. Hades Effect |

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Posted - 2014.08.16 02:10:00 -
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I think he/she/it has a point with that though. Maybe a bit over stated and crude for my taste... Hades Effect /-áDispute Services |
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